OUR LADY OF SCHLONGS
MEAT INSPECTION CENTER
Our Lady of Schlongs is a rag tag group of individuals dedicated to the ideal that the meat walking around the playa is safe for ingestion. We achive our goal by holding inspections at our inspection center one week out of the year at the annual Burning Man celebration. You can locate the inspection center usually on the outter-most road of the city. Somewhere around 4:30. (That's the street, not the time.) Inspections are available any time, as long as there are at least two inspectors on duty.
Our inspections are purely visual, unless the meat being inspected requests a more "hands on" inspection. We are very accomodating. A photographic record of the inspected meat is requested but not absolutely necessary. After the inspection, the meat is rewarded with an ice cold beer. If the meat would like a "harder" drink, we have an inspection for that also. If you are a person devoid of meat to be inspected (women), bring some meat in and you too will be rewarded with an ice cold beer. If you can't dredge up any meat to be inspected, come on by anyway. We have inspectors who are members of the dairy council. They would be interested in an inspection of a different nature.
Wednesday morning in the middle of our inspection week, Our Lady of Schlongs celebrates communion with the "Blood of Mary". From when ever we wake up to early afternoon, we'll be rewarding inspected meat with a most delicious and sacred Bloody Mary.
The final thing to remember about Our Lady of Schlongs Meat Inspection Center is that we're here for the enjoyment of life and people. Please don't take us too seriously. Let's just have fun.
And now for the warning. If you click on the link to the right, you are stating that you are of legal age of consent for your area of residence to view adult oriented material.
And now on to the
MEAT LOCKER!!!
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