Hey guys,

Be the first on your block to own the coolest t-shirt around.

You'll be the talk of the town. You'll be asked to all the coolest parties. You'll finally get that raise you've been waiting for. Or maybe you'll just have a great t-shirt.


In case you can't read it in the photo, the front says "USDA PRIME" "Inspected By Our Lady of Schlongs Meat Inspection Center".

The back says "WWW.SCHLONGHAPPY.COM".

Now here's how it works...

For the continental United States, send $18.00 (US) through PayPal to dog@schlonghappy.com

If you live somewhere else, send an email to dog@schlonghappy.com and we'll figure out if the postage is extra.

We have MEDIUM, LARGE or EXTRA LARGE. Please let us know what size you need.